Jedi Master Bedroom;

Mary-Elizabeth

I like TV and movies and books and Disney.

I live a Haunted Mansion appreciation life.

©

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

Tbh I’m afraid to go to Portland. I’ve heard bad things about it and everyone who lives there, including its local squirrels and mushrooms, no offense.

What if I get attacked by a gang of kombucha homebrewers? What if a young tattooed couple hits me with their $1400 baby stroller? What if someone hands me a hempen flyer for a Christian hot yoga meetup? It’s too dangerous.


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ruinedchildhood:

It was a simpler time.


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Today I am 22 and a half years old


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popculturediedin2009:

Gossip Girl 1x01 - September 19, 2007 (7 years ago)


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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image


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teratosis:

the wide variety of cheese flavors is weird, cause it’s like ‘look at all these ways milk can go bad and you will still consume it’


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gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top


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squarecutorpearshape:

squarecutorpearshape:

Patti LuPone seems like the kind of person that narrates her day in her head like she’s in a noir film

*soft yet intense jazz plays in the distance*

I walked into my kitchen and saw the empty wine bottle from the night before.

It made me reflect on my career. 

So many doors unopened.

I had an english muffin. I remembered the english muffin that fired me.

I cried. Not for me, but for my craft.


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gaffsie:

abitto:

This one has defeated me. I tried colouring it but it just won’t happen.
You win this round, GotG.

this is so fucking cute.

gaffsie:

abitto:

This one has defeated me. I tried colouring it but it just won’t happen.

You win this round, GotG.

this is so fucking cute.


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  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

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zachthemermaid:

This is taking “white girl wasted” to a whole other level

zachthemermaid:

This is taking “white girl wasted” to a whole other level


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