I like TV and movies and books and Disney.
I live a Haunted Mansion appreciation life.
Tbh I’m afraid to go to Portland. I’ve heard bad things about it and everyone who lives there, including its local squirrels and mushrooms, no offense.
What if I get attacked by a gang of kombucha homebrewers? What if a young tattooed couple hits me with their $1400 baby stroller? What if someone hands me a hempen flyer for a Christian hot yoga meetup? It’s too dangerous.
It was a simpler time.
Today I am 22 and a half years old
Gossip Girl 1x01 - September 19, 2007 (7 years ago)
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
the wide variety of cheese flavors is weird, cause it’s like ‘look at all these ways milk can go bad and you will still consume it’
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
Patti LuPone seems like the kind of person that narrates her day in her head like she’s in a noir film
*soft yet intense jazz plays in the distance*
I walked into my kitchen and saw the empty wine bottle from the night before.
It made me reflect on my career.
So many doors unopened.
I had an english muffin. I remembered the english muffin that fired me.
I cried. Not for me, but for my craft.
This one has defeated me. I tried colouring it but it just won’t happen.
You win this round, GotG.
this is so fucking cute.